Things I read:

"the creature on two legs without feathers", "We find ourselves backing toward our graves one tooth at a time.", "does anybody know what side we're on?"

List

Lawnmower, CVS, Woodpile, Bike, Car, Squirrels, Woodchucks, Plumber, Electrician, Shower, Dr, House trim, Blood test, Dentist, Vet

Quantum ageing. Hmmm . . . Is a verb appropriate?

Think about it. Are we lots of different ages at the same time--or is it just relative? Infinitely intriguing. Bang. Why did it matter? We'd better hope there are just parallel universes. Any other trajectory universes would be so awkward and extra confusing.