Joan makes holiday Truffles

Dogs understand more than you think

Co-pilot

Things I read:

"the creature on two legs without feathers", "We find ourselves backing toward our graves one tooth at a time.", "does anybody know what side we're on?"

List

Lawnmower, CVS, Woodpile, Bike, Car, Squirrels, Woodchucks, Plumber, Electrician, Shower, Dr, House trim, Blood test, Dentist, Vet

Quantum ageing. Hmmm . . . Is a verb appropriate?

Think about it. Are we lots of different ages at the same time--or is it just relative? Infinitely intriguing. Bang. Why did it matter? We'd better hope there are just parallel universes. Any other trajectory universes would be so awkward and extra confusing.

Puppies

I've been wasting hours looking at puppies online. I want one so bad. It would be a big mistake. Wonder how long it's going to take me to make it???

This magazine is so cool

http://www.gizmag.com/ Don't you think that really great batteries could save the planet? That's the next thing I'm going to study. Batteries Being totally ignorant on the subject, It doesn't make any sense to me that they can't recharge themselves. What about my 1964 Ford alternator and a capacitor? It boggles the mind --no my mind. Maybe I just need more sleep?

Apologies to Mr Newton

Ever since I realized that irony was the only unifying principle, so much has come into focus for me. Today I realized the relationship between economics and physics.

Yay!

It's almost 60 degrees out!

Arrrrrrgh!

It snowed.

I'm just going to pretend it isn't there

tomorrow

Oh, can't I please have some more hours yesterday? It's already tomorrow! I just want it to be now...

New things

I picked up a coffee table someone left out on the street. I know it was a take-away, but I kept waiting for someone to come out and say; "Hey! What are you doing with my coffee table?" Its just right and I'm going to put beautiful tile on the top. I've been watching a lot of those home improvement shows where they put glass tiles up in the kitchen—so I figure I know how to tile now. I haven't had a coffee table in the living room before; so I'll probably spend the rest of my unnatural life with bruised shins.

My friend Jeannie got me a GPS for my car for xmas! I can't believe it. I may be the one person on earth that needs it the most. I even use it on three mile trip to work and back. I like listening to it and seeing the little car going down the road on the screen. With my double vision, it helps me find the ends of the roads in the dark. Even my seeing eye dog LOVES it. He likes knowing how far we are from home.

I got myself a dart board for xmas and put it up in the back room at work. The club house is getting better all the time. I've got an oil painting easel, sign making tools, crafts table, mini kitchen, and now a dart board too. I never have to be bored.

New photos up on my Dog grooming site

Ha ha! You know you're old

if you just spent ten minutes bitching about a two minute stop light!

Space Station

Ellen and I went out to watch the space station go overhead. It was huge, I guess I forgot how far away the stars are. I was surprised that it was bright gold and so steady when it went over. I'm glad we went out to look.

Right now we're having a snow storm?? I don't mind if we get some nice tropical weather in February; but so far I feel like I moved to Montreal.

BUSTED!

Driving with an expired license.

"But officer I forgot that driving without a license was a crime…"

So pretty

Royal Wedding

I watched a clip of the royal wedding and I think the Minister of the Department of Silly Hats should be proud. What a shining accomplishment. Will they make him a Knight?

Spring keeps her promises

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