Sunday, January 31, 2010

Food Inc.

Wow! Go see this movie!

Wonder why you can't lose weight? I've been eating diet food and pounding away at the gym thinking about it. More likely corn subsidies have been causing part of the problem.

Who knew?

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Goodbye

And they left as mysteriously as they arrived…


anorexia

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Yay!

I sold another painting! It was in David's Tavern of all places. Whew! House insurance, car insurance and electric bill!

Je suis désolé

Woe. I didn't think I'd be this devastated.

Massachusetts! You replaced Ted Kennedy, the last champion of people who really need a voice, with another 'leave no millionaire behind' republican.

I bet hell has mountains of money. Ski

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

I got a new chainsaw

Next an axe. Live through that…

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Hell on earth.

So Haiti is hell right now. A nightmare. A brain and heart numbing tragedy.

It's giving me panic attacks ever since I saw an Anderson Cooper report about "stupid deaths." The bureaucracy organizing itself while people are dying. Then, they show a food drop from a helicopter and watch the big guys run over mothers with dehydrated babies to take the food and water for themselves. There are people 'looting' looking for food—under the circumstances that may fall into the category of hunting and gathering. What else are they supposed to do? There are also guns firing, thugs raping and running with televisions instead of looking for survivors.

It's making me crazy. Why is my mind sticking there? It's not the time for justice. Maybe it's too hard to think about the broken sufferers.

Support?

No, seriously… Does anyone know of a support group for people who can't take their xmas trees down?

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

World War Three…

… has begun.

Better put your word in before it's too late.

http://www.savetheinternet.com/fcc-comments

In my opinion, there are so many knowledgeable young experts out in the world of the internet, that if the phone and cable companies decide they can control the internet for their own profit, their services will be stolen and their networks hacked. They should save us all the trouble of 'the third world war', because they will end up with a handful of ether.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Eggs

I was taking eggs out of the carton to make a pot of hard boiled eggs so I would eat breakfast before the gym more often. While I was doing it, I stuck my thumb through one of the shells. Being as quick witted as your average telemarketer, I dropped it into a nearby coffee cup. It was too mushed for a poached egg, so I decided to stir it up, sprinkle it with a touch of mozzarella and put it in the microwave for one and a half minutes to see if it would come out good enough to eat. I looked back around a minute or so and was horrified to see it expanding way up over the coffee cup. I grabbed it out of the oven and there I had a soufflé. It was excellent. That was weird.

Happy New Year!

Yay!

Now I have to decide how long to keep my xmas tree up. It's still pretty and fresh. I can keep watering it. Not as if there's a law about it. If I move it away from the window, nobody going by will know. I could add red bows for Valentines day, hang little colored eggs on it for Easter, disguise it as a Maypole, Flags and bunting for the Fourth of July…Somebody please stop me