Ha ha! You know you're old

if you just spent ten minutes bitching about a two minute stop light!

Space Station

Ellen and I went out to watch the space station go overhead. It was huge, I guess I forgot how far away the stars are. I was surprised that it was bright gold and so steady when it went over. I'm glad we went out to look.

Right now we're having a snow storm?? I don't mind if we get some nice tropical weather in February; but so far I feel like I moved to Montreal.

BUSTED!

Driving with an expired license.

"But officer I forgot that driving without a license was a crime…"

So pretty

Royal Wedding

I watched a clip of the royal wedding and I think the Minister of the Department of Silly Hats should be proud. What a shining accomplishment. Will they make him a Knight?

Spring keeps her promises

Hi

Hi how are you doing

In Other Words

A word is not a crystal,

transparent and unchanged; it is the skin

of a living thought and may vary greatly

in color and content according to the

circumstances in which it is used.

—Oliver Wendell Holmes

PRINCIPIA

Don't worry if you don't get it—I crack myself up

eyelid speculum

Yes, unfortunately it's true. There is such a thing as an eyelid speculum. Eeeeewww!

I had emergency eye surgery for a detached retina this week. Unlike other people I know that had dainty laser procedures for torn retinas—mine involved eyelid speculums, freezing probes, ice cream headaches, air injections, fluid removal and lots of things inserted INSIDE my eyeball! Holy mother of Bob! Who thinks up this crap??? I thought they were joking when they told me what was coming. I'm lucky I got out of there before somebody decided to let an alien worm crawl in my ear and through my brain to take care of it.

It was surprise surgery, so my friends Susan and John came to get me and my car at Tufts in Boston. I waited in the car because I wanted someplace I could moan in private. I'm tough with a ridiculous pain threshold, but my pain-o-meter was through the roof. The first order of business when settled in back home was to find a Vicodin. Thank God I broke my ankle! (long time ago–saved the pills)

Now I'm supposed to lie down on my right side for three days. I hope typing with my head tipped over counts…

It's good to have a pet cow

Can you lift a 150 lb dog?

I knew that Golden Retrievers come in jumbo size sometimes, but I groomed one the size of a Shetland pony yesterday. OMG! He was bigger than the Bernese Mountain dog, Sullivan, I've groomed twice. When it's time to get on the table, Sullivan puts his paws on there and holds steady while go around the back and boost his rear end up. But the Golden Retriever and I took our bath together and then I had to figure out how to get him on the grooming table. He is the sweetest most patient dog I've groomed yet, but he's too long to pick up by putting one arm around his chest and one somewhere under the back end. He wouldn't leave his front paws on the table. There was no one around to help. Remember—we're both dripping wet. Suffice it to say; I would be the next YouTube sensation if someone could have caught it on video. And for all you wimpy athletes out there working on six pack abs—I'm working on a seven pack. Owweeeeee!

Happy New Year!

Christmas and New Years Eve were so relaxing this year. I didn't make any plans and ended up strolling through three parties on xmas eve and two on xmas day. A wild new years eve was spent with my neighbor having Bailey's and taking turns using the foot massager she got for xmas. Bet you wish you were there. That's how to spend a holiday.

To everyone's surprise my dog grooming business is growing FAST. I knew it in my gut. I actually felt like the location needed a little 'community' service biz right next to the town grocery store. When it's slow, I make little felted dogs that I sell in the shop or think of inventions to hold dogs comfortably, store supplies, filter dog fur out of water—and air, portable shower curtains. We have an old display case that some past tenant left in the building. I use a lot of recycled hardware and grommets. I find grommets truly inspirational.

I knew I'd love the work. Every new dog is an individual and I can't wait to get my hands on the next one. I love it that I'm starting to know them and what each one needs to be patient for their grooming. I'm taking pictures of all of them. Their first stop is the tub and we spray the dirt off and then you've got a sweet smelling dog to hug. I could use some foul weather gear though. There may not be a way to wash a dog without getting soaked that doesn't include hip boots, a full jacket and a hat. Oh yeah, probably goggles too.

Everyone is happy to see their transformed dogs and I feel accomplishment and reward and I can go home tired and happy to paint at night without worrying about money.

I wish everyone I know could feel this way. All of you with careers that have faded away, pick something you'd really love to do and GO FOR IT! When I decided to do this, a friend had to teach me how to groom dogs. When I saw the location I wanted I didn't have bill money. I cancelled some house repair plans I had and did some house painting for other people to buy the equipment. I'm still using borrowed scissors. The furniture came out of my house. There are a few piles of stuff at home that used to have furniture or shelves under them and blank spots where chairs are missing. I painted my signs on old barn board my neighbor gave me. Then I sat in the shop, wondering what else I should be doing to advertise and how scary is this going to get?

I love it!

Thank you to Deb and John for helping and encouraging me, helping me plan, carpet moving, linoleum moving and installation, quasi plumbing and for putting Kyla through dog grooming school! Thanks Kyla for helping me plan, teaching me how to groom dogs and hanging out with me when there were no dogs in sight. Thanks Ernie for not repairing my house and Ellen for being my bank so I wouldn't spend the equipment money on dumb things like food and bills. Thanks to Jeannie for being one of the select few to get excited with me and the one who said; "I know it's going to work." Thanks to Sandy for hiring me to do house painting so I could earn money for equipment when she knew she could hire someone else to do it in half the time. I noticed.